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STORY OF THE WEEK: One time I had this friend whom owned a 1984 Buick Riviera. He lowered the car and put or should I say attempted to put dual exhaust on this piece of shit. The exhaust was so heavy that when he thought he was finished putting it on he realized that it dragged the ground. So one day I was sitting home and this guy came over and asked me to help him, he stated he ran over a cat and he had a slight problem with his car. Well, when we got to his car I realized exactly what he needed. He showed me where he had ran over the cat and it's rotting, defile body was still hanging from his exhaust!!! Inspired by PAUL If you have a good, nasty story email me with it at [email protected] -or- [email protected] I am telling you the best place to get gifs is at www.gifsthatdontsuck.com, there crazy i tell you just CRAZY!!! | |||||||||||||||||||
| I am telling you the best place to get gifs is at www.gifsthatdontsuck.com, there crazy i tell you just CRAZY!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||
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JOKES OF THE WEEK: 1. Larena Bobbit has a new childrens camp started its called campcuttaweewee!!! 2. What is peach, red and runs in a circle really fast? A baby with its foot nailed to the floor!!! TIPS OF THE WEEK: 1. Dont talk to strangers ecspecially Jim Morrison. 2. If somebody asks you if you want a stamp it will probably cost more then 32 cents!!! Okay, for some reason I have writters block and cannot think of anything to say so here is where I get to introduce "visitor's participation" this is where you email me a good story, joke or tip and if I use it then I will give you a shout out on this webpage!!! Just some grewsome nasty vulgar discusting shit that will never make any sense to you or myself!!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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HERE IS SOME STUFF THAT REALLY DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE:(OXYMORONS OF THE WEEK) 1. Acordian Music 2. Limited Lifetime Warranty 3. Vacuums or Riding lawnmowers with headlights?!? 4. Sanitary Landfills 5. Government Intelligence 6. Speed bumps that you slow down to go over. I remember one time i was getting ready to move I had my moving truck outside all ready to go, when the neighbor boy came over and asked me "ARE YOU MOVING?" So I replied to him NO we just like to put our stuff in boxes and put them in a truck every year!!! HERES YOUR SIGN!!! >
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